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JUST WANTED TO LET ALL YOU KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY ON A 30 DAY BAN.
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR BEING BLACK, AND A "CONVICTED MURDERER" EVEN THOUGH I AM INNOCENT. OH WELL, I'LL JUST KEEP LIVING LIFE DAY BY DAY, WALKING AROUND IN MY UNDERWEAR, PICKING MY BUTT CRACK, AND ORDERING TOO MUCH EBONY LOVERS PORN ON MY TELEVISION. I STILL LOVE YOU IDLE AND FIGMENTUM, BANANABRADMUFFIN, I'M GOING TO TAMPER WITH YOUR DRINKS FOR LIFE. I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT!

WITH LOVE AND RESPECT,
ORENTHAL JAMES SIMPSON

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My Fellow Negros and Whites,
I know we have had our differences and that many of you believe me to be a cold blooded murderer. I know I was spoofed on Worldwide Television, and I can say that I will rise above that. I want you all to know that I am truly sorry if you believe the accusations to be true, but they are not. I wish you the best of luck with the rest of your lives, unless you stand in my way, in which case, your life span will no longer be at it's full stage, and value. Thank you for hearing me out on this, OJ.

Don't be jealous that I got away with murder, be happy for me!